Billy Crystal

Lionel Carpenter

Joan Prather

Segoynia Savaka

Alex Rocco

Sergeant Danny Bonhoff

Doris Roberts

Mrs. Carpenter

Margaret Adachi

Interviewer

Adam Anderson

Sobbing Sailor

John Andersonjo

African Chief

Edward Ansara

Second Newscaster

Gino Ardito

Wino Brother

Lawrence Bame

Second Secret Serivce Man

Sarverio Barbiere

Gypsy Cousin

Marlene Barr

Cashier

Billy Barty

Lester

Tanii Bauer

Mrs. Reinheimer

Peggy Blow

Bunny

Steve Bluestein

Berkowitz

Suzanne Buhrer

Bust Developing Lady

May Boss

Frail Old Lady

R.G. Brown

Amazing Frank

Warren Burton

First Secret Service Man

H.R. Calhoun

Native Drummer

William Callaway

Intern

Hamilton Camp

Misha

Allan Chinn

Chinese Soldier

Patience Cleveland

First Dancing Lady

Imogene Coca

Madam Marie

Jane Connell

Anthropologist

Charles Cooper

Second Presidential Aide

Edwin Craig

Man in Crowd

Valerie Curtin

Pashima

Keene Curtis

Dr. Julius Lasse-Braun

Francis De Sales

Cardinal

Fay DeWitt

Mrs. Stockard

Richard Deacon

First Newscaster

Barry Dennen

Mad Bomber

Peter Elbling

Monya

Norman Fell

Segoynia's Father

Fannie Flagg

The President's Wife

Jack Fletcher

The Pope

Ben Freedman

Gypsy Grandfather

Ben Frommer

Mr. Sanchez

Monika Furness

Little Girl

Alice Ghostley

Nurse Tumm

George Gobel

The President of the U.S.

Ina Gould

Woman Flasher

Rosey Grier

Taxi Driver

Rod Haase

Surfer

Tracy Hotchner

Woman in Crowd

Pollyanna Houston

Harpist

Roy D. Jackson

Man in Crowd

J.S. Johnson

Father of Triplets

Michael Keaton

Sailor

John Kaufman

Janitor

Paul Kessler

Storm Trooper

Deborah Klose

Shopper

Susan Krebs

Mother

James Lashly

Man in Crowd

Hap Lawrence

Soldier

Sondra Lowell

Second Dancing Lady

Paul Lynde

Dr. Roger Vidal

Tommy Madden

Hospital Visitor

Peter Marshall

Self

Murray Matheson

Dr. Mario Lowell

Roddy McDowall

Gypsy Grandmother / Dr. D & C Fishbine

Jed Mills

Air Force Aide

Rollin Moriyama

Japanese Doctor

Shelley Morrison

Mrs. Borzoni

Nora Nichols

Woman in Crowd

Sheree North

Mystery Lady

Raymond O'Keefe

Bronco

Georgie Paul

Gypsy Lady

Paul Pepper

Reporter

Henry Polic II

Tito

Tom Poston

Minister

May Quigley

Nurse

Charlotte Rae

Cousin Claire

Teri Hope

Sobbing Lady

Ron Rifkin

Dr. Briscoe

Joan Rivers

Second Nurse

Sab Shimono

Chinese Leader

Mary Steelsmith

Melody Carpenter

Linda Thompson

Girl on Bus

Roderick Alexander

A Tint of Darkness Band Member

Ray Anthony Morris

A Tint of Darkness Band Member

Fred Pittman

A Tint of Darkness Band Member

Nathan Pittman

A Tint of Darkness Band Member

Barry Gene Williams

A Tint of Darkness Band Member

Jimmie Walker

Umbuto

Al Ward

Man in Crowd

Jomarie Ward

Woman Reporter

John Welsh

Army Aide

Lou Wills Jr.

Doctor

Dick Yarmy

First Presidential Aide

Carmen Zapata

Madam Nundi

Susanne Zenor

Mother of Triplets

Jane Chung Chun

Woman (uncredited)

Vincent Di Paolo

Swat Team Officer (uncredited)

Larry Gelman

Stand-Up Comic (uncredited)

Melissa Rivers

Little Girl (uncredited)

Charles Pierce

The Queen of England