John Malkovich

Alan Conway

Sam Redford

Toby

Tom Allen

Charles

Lynda Baron

Mrs. Vitali

Linda Bassett

Trolley Lady

Nick Barber

Denzil

Angus Barnett

Ace

Marisa Berenson

Alex Witchell

Honor Blackman

Madam

Peter Bowles

Cyril

Paul Burnham

Hex Mortimer

Paul Chowdhry

Pub Announcer

Teresa Churcher

TV Journalist

Enzo Cilenti

Waldegrave

Phil Cornwell

Police Sgt

Kammy Darweish

TV Journalist

Jim Davidson

Lee Pratt

Jamie Davis

Duane

Ayesha Dharker

Dr Stukeley

Bryan Dick

Sean

Shaun Dingwall

Maitre D

James Dreyfus

Melvyn

Richard E. Grant

Jasper

Maynard Eziashi

Adibe

James Faulkner

Oliver

Rebecca Front

Maureen

Nitin Ganatra

Deepak

Henry Goodman

Mordecai

Burn Gorman

Willie

Nolan Hemmings

Butch Roberts

William Hootkins

Frank Rich

John Leyton

Lord Charles Benson

Luke Mably

Rupert Rodnight

Marion O'Dwyer

Head Staff Nurse

Shaun Parkes

Mental Patient

Leslie Phillips

Freddie

Robert Powell

Robert

Terence Rigby

Norman

Ken Russell

The Man In Nightgown

Jack Ryan

Steve

Peter Sallis

Patient

Bindu De Stoppani

TV Journalist

Jeremy Turner-Welch

David

Mark Umbers

Piers

Joe Van Moyland

Spencer

Marc Warren

Hud

Oliver Cotton

PC Metcalf (uncredited)

Ruth Negga

Lolita (uncredited)

Al Weaver

Darren (uncredited)

Lucy O'Connell

Nurse