Missy

Wood Nymph (segment: "Stories from the Woods")

Fallon

Pregnant Woman (segment: "The Exam")

Heidi Nice

Heidi (segment: "Blind Date")

Jordan Lee

Presidents' Lover (segment: "The Anal Office")

Dave Hardman

Gynecologist (segment: "The Exam")

Rod Fontana

Rod (segment: "Blind Date")

Nick Night

Ronald Reagan (segment: "The Anal Office")

Shawn Ricks

Satyr #1 (segment: "Stories from the Woods")

Ron Jeremy

Bill Clinton (segment: "The Anal Office")

Dave Hardman

George H. W. Bush (segment: "The Anal Office")

Mickey G.

Satyr #2 (segment: "Stories from the Woods") (uncredited)

Jim Powers

Self - Host (uncredited)