Kent Osborne

Kent

Joe Swanberg

Joe

Jude Swanberg

Jude

Tom Fitzpatrick

Patient with Severe Burps

Steve Little

Doctor

Sophia Takal

Public Domain Superhero

Linas Phillips

Arthur Fonzarelli

Tipper Newton

Minnie the Housekeeper

Jennifer Prediger

Jenny

Robert Longstreet

Hotel Clerk

"Weird Al" Yankovic

"Weird Al" Yankovic

Lyndsay Hailey

Miriam

Kate Herman

Suzy Zaleta

Julie Maximova

Nude Swimmer

R. Sky Palkowitz

I'll Have a Pastrami On Rye

Fayette Marie

Nude Swimmer

Derek Bevil

Paramedic

Phillip Ristaino

Obsessed Fan of Kent's Panel

Kent Kasper

Man with a Toupee

Rich Sturdevant

Deli Cashier

John Nania

Horrific Bike Accident Victim

Diana Nguyen

Paramedic

Ashly Burch

Christine From Housekeeping

Lawrence Michael Levine

Prison Monster

Dustin Guy Defa

Ringo Starr from Caveman

Daniel Schechter

Bill Cosplay

Evan Mays

Sensitive Cosplayer

Robert Longstreet

Front Desk Robbie

Joel Huggins

Room Service Attendant

Max Nikoff

Russian Emcee

Paulette Osborn

Kent's Mom

Kat Candler

Mexican Jumping Beans (Voice)

Tom Kenny

Tom Kenny (uncredited)

Adam Muto

Adam Muto (uncredited)

Jeremy Shada

Jeremy Shada (uncredited)

John DiMaggio

John DiMaggio (uncredited)