William Shatner

Himself

Donald Trump

Forbes Cover Billionaire

Tom Savini

Killer

Jay Thomas

Two Headed Monster

Kathy Garver

Zombie

Flavor Flav

Himself

Joe Estevez

Neighbor

Bill Daily

GrandPa

Lloyd Kaufman

Uncle Lloyd

Chuck McCann

Himself

Victoria De Mare

Banker's Wife

Candice Michelle

2nd Wife

Robert Easton

Neighbor

Stuart Charno

Uke Player

George Clinton

Himself

R.A. Mihailoff

Bouncer

Brenna Roth

Daughter

Charlie Callas

Himself

Alejandra Gutierrez

Teacher

Henry LeBlanc

Uncle Henry

Julianne Michelle

Herself

Jessica Cadden Osbourne

Neighbor

DeeDee Bigelow

Megan

Charles Wesley

Zombie

Bill Houskeeper

Zombie

Andrea Brooke Ownbey

Zombie

Mike Muscat

Uncle Ralph

Mei Lloyd

Zombie (as Mei-Yin Lloyd)

Krisondra Daigneault

Sophia Evila

Janet Miranda

Actress

Nancy Spielberg

Nancy Dementia

Eliezer Castro

Big Tony

Michael Lohan

Chindows Exec

Brad Milne

J. J. Stark

Hawk Younkins

Zombie

Modi

Shlomo

Anthony Timpone

Himself

Michael Placencia

Tommy Muscle

Jeremy Ferdman

Poster Guy

Sylvia Browne

Herself

Constance Estevez

Connie

Gregory Paul Smith

Dallas

John Sialiano

Goumba Johnny

Scott Sheeley

Zombie

Nils Oliveto

Mobster

Chuck Lamb

Sal Dementia Sr.

Ricky Dominguez

Greg

Raquel Brussolo

Lounge Singer

Oliver Theess

The Surfer Dude

Jaclyn Friedlander

Horrific Character

Eric Feliciano

Mobster

Ron Fitzgerald

Haunted House Curator

Collin McShane

Dreamer

Ed Meyer

Chindows CEO

Jenna Jameson

Jenna Jameson