Michelle Pfeiffer

Brenda Landers

Peter Horton

Harry Landers

Monique Gabrielle

Taryn Steele

Steve Forrest

Capt. Nelson

Griffin Dunne

Doctor

Joey Travolta

Butch

Sybil Danning

Queen Lara

Forrest J. Ackerman

U.S. President

Rosanna Arquette

Karen

Ed Begley Jr.

Griffin

Angel Tompkins

First Lady

Kelly Preston

Violet

Russ Meyer

Video Salesman

Carrie Fisher

Mary Brown

Marc McClure

Ray

David Alan Grier

Don Simmons

Lana Clarkson

Alpha Beta

Joe Pantoliano

Sy Swerdlow

Belinda Balaski

Bernice Pitnik

Archie Hahn

Harvey Pitnik

Mike Mazurki

Dutch

Corinne Wahl

Sherrie

Andrew Dice Clay

Frankie

Ralph Bellamy

Mr. Gower

Howard Hesseman

Rupert King

Jenny Agutter

Cleopatra

Robert Picardo

Rick Raddnitz

Phil Proctor

Mike

Raye Birk

Vanya

Arsenio Hall

Apartment Victim

Phil Hartman

Baseball Announcer (segment "Murray in Videoland")

Corey Burton

Anchorman

William Marshall

Pirate Captain

Tracy Hutchinson

Floozie

Debby Davison

Weatherperson

Sarah Lilly

Prostitute

Rob Krausz

Floor Manager

Bryan Cranston

Paramedic #1

Philip Bruns

French Ventriloquist Dummy Manager

Michael Young

Lifescenes Magazine

Steve Allen

Steve Allen

Charlie Callas

Charlie Callas

B.B. King

Self

Henry Silva

Henry Silva

Rip Taylor

Rip Taylor

Jackie Vernon

Jackie Vernon

Slappy White

Slappy White

Henny Youngman

Henny Youngman

Lou Jacobi

Murray

Robert Colbert

Blackie

Roxie Roker

Female Republican

Steve Guttenberg

Jerry

Ira Newborn

Fred

Donald Gibb

Graceless Pirate

Frank Collison

Grizzled Pirate

Christopher Broughton

Fan Club President

Larry Hankin

Man in Pub

Matt Adler

George

Steve Cropper

Customer

Paul Bartel

Doctor

T.K. Carter

Host

Bernie Casey

Major General Hadley (uncredited)

Robert Loggia

General McCormick (uncredited)

Ronny Cox

General Ballentine (uncredited)

Dick Miller

Danny Clayton (uncredited)