Mike McCaul

Tommy 'Wannabe' Williger

Shannon Hile

Mom / Attendant

Richard Eden

Pop

Alycia Cooper

Bus Driver (as Alycia L. Cooper)

Joshua Lou Friedman

Bus Passenger #1

Krystal Kennedy

Bus Passenger #2

Jeremy Aimone

Cab Driver

Stephen Lattimer

Transvestite Rollerblader / Patron #2

Cesar Lopez

Tattooed Skateboarder

Shaun Benson

Spencer Harris

Shaun Benson

Maria Melrose

Doug Merrill

Depressed Man

Chris Flexhaug

U.T. Reporter

John Enos III

Survivor

Eddie McGee

Handicapped Guy

Indira Stefanianna

Depressed Woman (as Indira Stefanianna)

Adamo Palladino

Irving Cruise

Lacy Phillips

Ethel Streep

Tim Biancalana

Ralph Spielberg

Michael A. Zildjian

Metro-Sexual Dude (as Michael Zildjian)

Mariessa Portelance

Jenny Lane

David C. Scott

Patron #1

Michael Bortone

Pablo

Zach Johnson

Lance McShwartz

Billy Concha

Man on Street

David Polcyn

Casting Director

Ted Collins

Mime Heckler / Running Man

Andy Cowan

Leonard Siegel / Voice of Martin Scorcese (voice)

Charlotte Hill

Punk

Otto Felix

Older Customer

Nick DeMarinis

Manager

Kate Siegel

Lance's Assistant

Mickey Barnett

Martin Scorcese

Frank Barbano

Deputy Sheriff

Phil Mannle

Security Guard #1

Jeffrey T. Schoettlin

Security Guard #2