1: Mom Hepatitis and Lemon Zest

2: Mom Figgy Pudding and the Rapture

3: Mom Chicken Nuggets and a Triple Homicide

4: Mom Forged Resumes and the Recommended Dosage

5: Mom Kimchi and a Monkey Playing Harmonica

6: Mom Crazy Eyes and a Wet Brad Pitt

7: Mom Soapy Eyes and a Clean Slate

8: Mom Free Therapy and a Dead Lady's Yard Sale

9: Mom Godzilla and a Sprig of Mint

10: Mom Nudes and a Six-Day Cleanse

11: Mom Three Smiles and an Unpainted Ceiling

12: Mom Kitty Litter and a Class A Felony

13: Mom Cheeseburger Salad and Jazz

14: Mom Benito Poppins and a Warm Pumpkin

15: Mom Turkey Meatballs and a Getaway Car

16: Mom Dirty Money and a Woman Named Mike

17: Mom A Commemorative Coin and a Misshapen Head

18: Mom Dropped Soap and a Big Guy on a Throne

19: Mom Mashed Potatoes and a Little Nitrous

20: Mom Sick Popes and a Red Ferrari

21: Mom Patient Zero and the Chocolate Fountain

22: Mom Fun Girl Stuff and Eternal Salvation