1: Mom Terrorists and Gingerbread

2: Mom Thigh Gap and a Rack of Lamb

3: Mom Mozzarella Sticks and a Gay Piano Bar

4: Mom Sawdust and Brisket

5: Mom A Pirate, Three Frogs and a Prince

6: Mom Horny-Goggles and a Catered Intervention

7: Mom Kreplach and a Tiny Tush

8: Mom Snickerdoodle and a Nip Slip

9: Mom My Little Pony and a Demerol Drip

10: Mom Quaaludes and Crackerjack

11: Mom Cinderella and a Drunk MacGyver

12: Mom Diabetic Lesbians and a Blushing Bride

13: Mom Sticky Hands and a Walk on the Wild Side

14: Mom Death, Death, Death and a Bucket of Chicken

15: Mom Nazi Zombies and a Two-Hundred Pound Baby

16: Mom Cornflakes and the Hair of Three Men

17: Mom Caperberries and a Glass Eye

18: Mom Beast Mode and Old People Kissing

19: Mom A Catheter and a Dipsy-Doodle

20: Mom Pure Evil and a Free Piece of Cheesecake

21: Mom Mahjong Sally and the Ecstasy

22: Mom Atticus Finch and the Downtrodden