1: Mom High-tops And Brown Jacket

2: Mom Sword Fights and a Dominican Shortstop

3: Mom Sparkling Water and Ba-Dinkers

4: Mom Curious George and the Big Red Nightmare

5: Mom Blow and a Free Mcmuffin

6: Mom Xanax and a Baby Duck

7: Mom Cornbread and a Cashmere Onesie

8: Mom Freckled Bananas and a Little Schwinn

9: Mom Bad Hand and British Royalty

10: Mom A Safe Word and a Rib Eye

11: Mom Good Karma and the Big Weird

12: Mom Wind Chimes and a Bottomless Pit of Sadness

13: Mom A Bouncy Castle and an Aneurysm

14: Mom Roast Chicken and a Funny Story

15: Mom Night Swimmin' and an English Muffin

16: Mom Martinis and a Sponge Bath

17: Mom Black Mold and an Old Hot Dog

18: Mom Tush Push and Some Radishes

19: Mom Tantric Sex and the Sprouted Flute

20: Mom A Cricket and a Hedge Made of Gold

21: Mom A Few Thongs and a Hawaii Funeral

22: Mom Lockjaw and a Liquid Diet