1: Mom Twinkle Lights and Grandma Shoes

2: Mom Fish Town and Too Many Thank You's

3: Mom A Seafaring Ancestor and a Bloomin' Onion

4: Mom Fancy Crackers and Giant Women

5: Mom Poodle Fuzz and a Twinge of Jealousy

6: Mom Smooth Jazz and a Weird Floaty Eye

7: Mom Too Many Hippies and Huevos Rancheros

8: Mom An Epi-pen and a Security Cat

9: Mom Teenage Vampires and a White Russian

10: Mom A Bear and a Bladder Infection

11: Mom Bert and Ernie and a Blessing of the People

12: Mom Push-Down Coffee and a Working Turn Signal

13: Mom Pudding and a Screen Door

14: Mom Charlotte Brontë and a Backhoe

15: Mom Esta Loca and a Little Klingon

16: Mom Eight Cats and the Hat Show

17: Mom Crazy Snakes and a Clog to the Head

18: Mom Spaghetti Sauce and a Dumpster Fire

19: Mom A Taco Bowl and a Tubby Seamstress

20: Mom Ocular Fluid and Fighting Robots

21: Mom Phone Confetti and a Wee Dingle

22: Mom Diamond Earrings and a Pumpkin Head