1: Gintama Try As You Might to Make a Natural Perm Go Away, It Will Always Return

2: Gintama Flavoring is Best in Small Quantities

3: Gintama A Delinquent's Kid Has Long Neck Hair

4: Gintama The Line Between Tenacious and Annoying Is Paper-Thin

5: Gintama Geezers Carve the Things They Shouldn't Forget into Their Wrinkles

6: Gintama Machines That Pick Up Useless Habits Are Called People

7: Gintama Men Must Live Not Long or Thick, but Hard

8: Gintama Ogres Are Weak Against Tiny Heroes Like the Inch-High Samurai

9: Gintama Bragging About Your Own Heroic Deeds Will Make People Hate You, So Make Others Do It For You

10: Gintama Jump and Power Creep Go Hand-in-Hand

11: Gintama Peace and Destruction Are Two Sides of the Same Coin

12: Gintama Bushido Is Found One Second Before Death