1: Gintama Pending Means Pending, It's Not Final

2: Gintama Milk Should Be Served at Body Temperature

3: Gintama If You Want to See Someone, Make an Appo First

4: Gintama Stress Makes You Bald, but It's Stressful to Avoid Stress, So You End Up Stressed Out Anyway, So in the End There's Nothing You Can Do

5: Gintama Mothers Everywhere Are All the Same

6: Gintama Don't Make Munching Noises When You Eat

7: Gintama Keep an Eye on the Chief for the Day

8: Gintama When Looking For Things You've Lost, Remember What You Were Doing On The Day You Lost It

9: Gintama Croquette Sandwiches Are Always the Most Popular Food Sold at the Stalls

10: Gintama Be Careful Not to Leave Your Umbrella Somewhere

11: Gintama The Sun Will Rise Again

12: Gintama On a Moonless Night, Insects Are Drawn to the Light

13: Gintama Even Mummy Hunters Sometimes Turn into Mummys

14: Gintama The Preview Section in JUMP is Always Unreliable

15: Gintama Eating Nmaibo Can Make You Full in No Time!

16: Gintama Rhinoceros Beetles Teach Boys that Life is Precious

17: Gintama Dango Over Flowers

18: Gintama For the Wind Is the Life / The Ideal Girlfriend Is Always Minami

19: Gintama Like a Haunted House, Life is Filled with Horrors

20: Gintama Please Help by Separating Your Trash

21: Gintama Too Many Cuties Can Make You Sick

22: Gintama Some Data Cannot Be Erased

23: Gintama A Dog's Paws Smell Fragrant / Drive With a "Might" Attitude

24: Gintama Think for a Minute Now, Do Matsutake Mushrooms Really Taste All that Good?

25: Gintama The Manga Writer Becomes a Pro, After Doing a Stock of Manuscripts

26: Gintama Don’t Complain About Your Job at Home, Do It Somewhere Else

27: Gintama In Those Situations, Keep Quiet and Cook Red Rice With Beans

28: Gintama Yesterday’s Enemy, After All Is Said and Done, Is Still the Enemy

29: Gintama People Who Are Picky About Food Are Also Picky About People, Too

30: Gintama Four Heads are Better than One

31: Gintama When Someone Who Wears Glasses Takes Them Off, It Looks Like Something’s Missing

32: Gintama A Woman's Best Make-up Is Her Smile

33: Gintama You Don't Stand in Line for the Ramen, You Stand in Line for the Self-Satisfaction / You Say Kawaii So Often, You Must Really Think You're Cute Stuff

34: Gintama Rank Has Nothing to Do with Luck

35: Gintama Hard-boiled Egg on a Man's Heart

36: Gintama Hard-Boiled Eggs Don't Crack

37: Gintama It's Often Difficult to Sleep When You're Engrossed With Counting Sheep

38: Gintama Perform a German Suplex on a Woman Who Asks If She or the Job Is More Important

39: Gintama The Most Exciting Part of a Group Date is Before it Starts

40: Gintama What Happens Twice, Happens Thrice

41: Gintama The More Delicious the Food, the Nastier It Is When It Goes Bad

42: Gintama If You Want To Lose Weight, Then Stop Eating and Start Moving

43: Gintama Be a Person Who Can See People's Strong Points and Not Their Weak Points

44: Gintama Even a Hero Has Issues

45: Gintama When Riding A Train, Make Sure You Grab the Straps With Both Hands

46: Gintama Men, Be a Madao

47: Gintama If You're a Man, Don't Give Up

48: Gintama Exaggerate the Tales of Your Exploits by a Third, So Everyone Has a Good Time / Men Have a Weakness for Girls Who Sell Flowers and Work in Pastry Shops

49: Gintama Play Video Games for Only an Hour a Day

50: Gintama Life and Video Games are Full of Bugs