1: Homeland Security USA This is Your Car on Drugs

2: Homeland Security USA Looks Like It's Been Through an Autopsy

3: Homeland Security USA It's Not a Cow. It's a Guinea Pig.

4: Homeland Security USA These Are Human Skulls So They Had to Belong to Somebody..

5: Homeland Security USA I Did One Stupid Mistake. It Cost My Whole Life.

6: Homeland Security USA Manatees? Y’know. Whatever. They’re Cool.

7: Homeland Security USA There Could Be a Tiger In There.

8: Homeland Security USA They Call Me the Rottweiler

9: Homeland Security USA What Kind of Grades Did You Get in Recess?

10: Homeland Security USA We're a Nation of Immigrants. All of Us.

11: Homeland Security USA There Goes Another Broken Heart Thanks to CBP

12: Homeland Security USA Were You Actually on The Bachelor?

13: Homeland Security USA Strip Clubs. Open on Thursday. Hmmm.